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zillybooradley: hi kevin

zillybooradley:

hi kevin

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mishavore:

Sophie craps. Shanna poops. Alex shits all the time and so do you.

Everyone Poops, 2012

so this happened in Creative Writing today

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via veggetablemonster)

(via veggetablemonster)

strawbiery: I like the last one for cabbage “Helps” It just helps

strawbiery:

I like the last one for cabbage

“Helps”

It just helps

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Cosmo’s Sex Tip

ghostkid:

Make sure you know if the nickel is a boy or a girl before engaging in presexual relations.

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(Source: naturesecrets)

Reader:  Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket:  Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

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So Many Vegetables, So Little Time

the devastating tale of a woman so determined to eat all the vegetables

that the vegetables ate her

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